I won't apologize.
I know that you really don't know the other person. You gotta watch out for you, because you can't trust anyone. That's what conventional wisdom says. I hate that. I want to trust others. I often do. I will always error on the side of over trusting people. I always get burned though. Yeah...people suck. People can be friendly to your face, then say other things when you're not there. Say what you want, but I won't apologize.
I'm sarcastic to the point of being offensive.
I'm friendly to the point that you might think I'm flirting (I'm not).
I'm honest. Very honest.
I say what I think.
I rarely care what others think.
I'm a little bit weird.
I don't take life too seriously.
I love most days like it'll be my last.
I smoke cigars.
I like loud music. Everywhere all the time.
I like to dance.
I joke around.
I laugh lots.
I am involved in lots and lots of things.
I have too many irons in the fire.
I confront people to their face.
If I love you or hate you, you'll know.
I am who I am.
If that bothers you, go f#@k yourself. Seriously.
I have lots of friends. I've been through worse and the worst. I can get through anything.
The days are short. I live fully.
I am me.